Who is Generys? Who are the Moon-eyed People?

I don't fucking know! I just know that she is really fucking old, she apparently likes the woods a lot, and she jumps to conclusions.

The myths of the moon-eyed people are real, ok?! I am living, breathing testimony.

We were there on a thru-hike, enjoying the weekend. And Penny and I were about to have sex for the first time in a fucking two-year plus relationship. The woman of my dreams.

Little did I know, this prehistoric, mad-as-hell environmentalist was hanging out in the cave systems waiting for an innocent college kid like me to zap!

If you go to Fort Mountain, Georgia, watch out! I don't know where she is now. Or how many more moon-eyed people are in the Cohutta Wilderness, either.